The Case of the Undead Wood By Jenna Rose and Katey Hawthorne
Genre: Paranormal, Erotic Romance, Mystery, GLBTQ, MM
Themes: Bisexual, demisexual, interracial,
Released: August 28, 2020
Publisher: Hawthorne Romance
Series: Kanaan and Tilney, Book 3
Length: 45,500 words
Praeternaturals—people with paranormal powers—all over Boston know Lowell Kanaan and John Tilney for their discretion and forthrightness as private detectives. They’re also about to move in together, and John seems to be dragging his feet for reasons Lowell can’t fathom. Personal worries are quickly put aside, however, when they get a top-priority case: someone has introduced a blight into the Terran Garden, a kind of living graveyard for dormant Terrans who’ve become one with trees.
Most blights don’t cause trees to start craving human flesh, but somehow, this one has, and one Gardener is already dead. If Lowell and John can’t navigate the back-channels of Terran politics and secrecy quickly enough, more dead will certainly follow. Accusations abound: a Necromorph revenge plot, a widower’s anger, a friend’s jealousy, political maneuvering, or simply an ugly accident. The only thing that’s clear is the carnage will get worse until Lowell and John discover who introduced this new blight and why they’d desecrate sacred Terran ground.
Just when Lowell was starting to think he’d seen it all… foliage zombies.
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A forest. A gigantic, deciduous forest, as if they’d suddenly stepped onto the Appalachian trail. The canopy was so high as to be invisible, though smaller trees pushed their way towards it as if they could see the sun just fine. Everything was so dark and inviting, so peaceful.
John followed Heinlen, toes curling into the cool forest floor deliciously, into the trees. He looked to Lowell to share the moment of awe.Lowell’s nose twitched, and he frowned deeply, so deeply it creased his forehead. “Blight,” he muttered.
John’s heart, which had been soaring, crashed. Were the Terrans in danger of losing their Mother Tree again? Was that why Lowell and John had been brought here? And if so, what the hell could a Beast and an Elementalist hope to do about it? Catching a cheating spouse, sure, maybe even a serial killer. But this?
John’s toe bumped something as he walked, and he jumped, reminding himself to watch the path. It was soft, the dirt miraculously unpacked on the path, underbrush just tickling his bare ankles. But whatever he’d hit had been firm, but with a little give. John gently pushed some shrubbery aside with one toe.
“Uh. Lowell… is that a leg?” It was a strange color, almost a pale brown, like the inside of a tree, but it was definitely a leg… sort of half in and out of the ground. Like a root.
Lowell stepped up beside him and nodded. “They’re dormant.”
And then, John noticed the faces in the trees, eyes closed, at rest. He’d never seen a dormant Terran before—there were stories of entire forests where Terrans took those who, instead of dying, grew close enough to nature to become a true part of it, to meld with a plant or tree of some kind. But John had no idea it would actually be so, “Creepy.”
Heinlen had reversed his course and come back to them. “Yes, yes, it can seem so to outsiders, but I beg you to be respectful.”
“I’m so sorry,” John said immediately. “It’s also very peaceful. They look… happy.” And they did, in a serene, angelic, Botticelli kind of way that did set him at ease. Almost. Except that there were people growing into the trees, which was creepy.
Heinlen led on once more. “This is the main Garden for Boston. The Gardeners started noticing something was amiss with the ecosystem earlier this month. Of course, we’ve had problems before, but nothing the Gardeners haven’t seen and dealt with previously.
“This is another matter entirely, though. If you’ll just follow me through here…” He stepped off the path and into the underbrush.
John followed, unsettled and trying not to look too hard at the tree trunks, lest he see someone staring back at him. So far they all seemed to have their eyes closed, indistinguishable from one another, silent, content. He supposed it would be nice, especially for a Terran, to go that way. It was eternal, by all accounts, so long as the forest remained (there had been tragedies with forest fires, but Terrans knew better than to take their dormant to, say, California or the slope of an active volcano). But even trees in healthy forests couldn’t live forever, could they?
A middle-aged white guy in a Gardener’s uniform walked past them and nodded to Heinlen, who barely seemed to notice him. At first, John thought Lowell was audibly sniffing at the Gardener, but then entered a space where the forest was younger and sparser. John followed Lowell’s gaze—and gave a sudden gasp. A small patch of the forest floor and underbrush surrounding one particular tree had a sickening rusty color to it. The smell of blood muscled aside the green one. A torso and legs in the standard Mother Tree Center uniform leaned against the tree. Unfortunately, said torso was missing both arms and its head, and covered in dried, crusty blood.
John blurted, “What the—??”
QUIZ
The world of the Kanaan & Tilney Investigations is populated by five different factions of “praeternaturals”: Elementalists, Terrans, Necromorphs, Beasts, and Psychogenics. This quiz will help you find out where you’d fit in! Would you be throwing lightning with the Elementalists, reading minds with the Psys, or shifting like a Beast?
Leave a comment on this post–let us know what faction you got in the quiz, ask questions, or just say hello! You’ll be entered to win a Kanaan & Tilney swag pack that includes magnet, notebook, pen, and bath bombs, plus a $5 Amazon gift card. (Due to COVID-19 restrictions, only American winners can get the swag pack, but the gift card offer is international!)
Jenna Rose is an avid reader and writer, particularly when it comes to science-fiction and fantasy. Currently, she works as a receptionist, but her real love is writing. In her free time, she likes to read comic books, play video games, and waste time on the internet. She currently lives in Massachusetts with her dog, Harley.
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Katey Hawthorne loves superpowered and paranormal romance. Originally from the Appalachian foothills of West Virginia, she currently lives in Ohio with her family, two cats, and two huge puppies. In her spare time she enjoys travel, comic books, B-movies, loud music, video games, Epiphones, and Bushmills. Her favorite causes include animal rescue and bisexual representation in media. She is an unashamed fangirl and collects nerdy tattoos like she’s trying to prove it.
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